
The host said he wouldn't have been the third-most-trending person in Google searches this year "without the support of loyal viewers" like the president.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 01:44AM[SHARE]The president posted 160 times on Truth Social in one night, according to news reports. One host says his "thumbs were as swollen as his ankles."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 01:39AM[SHARE]"On Thanksgiving? Are you confusing that with Festivus?" Jon Stewart said of President Trump's Truth Social post insulting the Minnesota governor's intelligence.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 03:29AM[SHARE]The president spent so much time talking that Meyers thinks the turkeys would have preferred to be put out of their misery.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:45AM[SHARE]"We have nothing to hide," President Trump said about releasing the documents. Jimmy Kimmel shot back: "I have some bad news: There's no 'we.' It's just you, bro."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:26AM[SHARE]"The Daily Show" host Josh Johnson said the G.O.P.'s document release was no help to Trump: "They basically saw his grease fire and said, 'Let us add some water.'"
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 01:57AM[SHARE]Josh Johnson said that Jeffrey Epstein's references to President Trump might not mean much: "Maybe the email was about how Trump never comes to his sex parties " rude."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:57AM[SHARE]"This seems like a bad idea. And if Black people could get loans, I'd be worried," Johnson said on "The Daily Show."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:13AM[SHARE]Stephen Colbert advised that anyone traveling for Thanksgiving "might want to leave now."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:16AM[SHARE]Republicans like President Trump, Stephen Miller and Elon Musk endorsed him ahead of New York City's mayoral election. Stephen Colbert referred to them as "everyone New Yorkers love."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:15AM[SHARE]"There were dancers, costumes and champagne " a wonderful celebration where the theme was apparently gross income inequality," Jon Stewart said.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:43AM[SHARE]Desi Lydic called the president's reception "a 'yes, king' rally for Trump."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 01:57AM[SHARE]"Wait a second, what's that in his stomach? It's the Epstein files!" the "Late Show" host said.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:12AM[SHARE]The president says he hasn't really thought about a third term. Meyers said that was "like James Cameron saying he hasn't thought about 'Avatar 4.'"
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 03:17AM[SHARE]"That is it. We are not giving him the security deposit back," Stephen Colbert said about the president's building renovation plans.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:16AM[SHARE]Wealthy businesspeople who gave money to build a White House ballroom curried favor with the president, "just as our founding fathers intended," Jimmy Kimmel said.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 01:57AM[SHARE]"The Late Show" host called President Trump's photo the "worst Georgia O'Keeffe ever."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:18AM[SHARE]Jimmy Kimmel celebrated that President Trump "finally did something positive" with his role in the deal between Israel and Hamas.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 01:48AM[SHARE]The "Daily Show" host found comedic fodder in an Oval Office event about mining in Alaska, at which the president wound up talking about Sean Combs.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:24AM[SHARE]"Listen, we all do weird things when we're drunk, OK?" Chieng said. "Some of us slide into an ex's DMs, and some of us call every U.S. general to a meeting at Quantico."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:06AM[SHARE]The "Late Show" host quipped about Trump's latest target and plan to deploy federal troops to a "war-ravaged" Pacific Northwest.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:32AM[SHARE]"For the next couple of days, he's bangin' their mash," Stephen Colbert said on Wednesday.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:52AM[SHARE]The "Tonight Show" host said the royal couple are the president's "second-favorite king and queen, next to Burger and Dairy."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:06AM[SHARE]"Every time he gets a chance to talk about it, he sounds likes one of my kids," Seth Meyers said.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:43AM[SHARE]Seth Meyers and other hosts talked about Charlie Kirk's assassination, denouncing political violence and incendiary rhetoric.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:52AM[SHARE]"There are hundreds of troops on the street and somehow they let a 34-time convicted felon just waltz into a restaurant," Jimmy Kimmel said.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 03:20AM[SHARE]President Trump's administration denied that he'd signed a lewd tribute to Jeffrey Epstein, but Jimmy Kimmel isn't convinced.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 03:15AM[SHARE]President Trump has renamed it the Department of War, "which is what people call the clearance section at TJ Maxx," Jimmy Fallon said.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 03:41AM[SHARE]The president said "wokesters" in the performing arts wouldn't be honored. "A 'wokester' sounds like a car your great-grandfather drove after the war," Meyers said.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:10AM[SHARE]"Trump loves talking about keeping criminal foreigners out of the country, and now he's like, 'Vladimir Putin, come on over,'" Jimmy Fallon said on Monday.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:32AM[SHARE]President Trump is hitting Brazilian imports particularly hard, which is "bad news for meat-based Americans," Stephen Colbert said.
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