Tuesday, May 19, 2026
“He was gone for a couple of days in China. We were scared,” Stewart said of President Trump on Monday’s “The Daily Show.” “But now he’s home, and I’m sure he brought us all …
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“Well, well, well, looks like the Sleepy Joe-er has become the sleepy Joe-ee,” Klepper said after President Trump was seen with his eyes closed during an event in the Oval Office.
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The event “was supposed to be an evening of fun and merriment,” Jon Stewart said, “until, like most things in America, it was interrupted by gunfire.”
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Tuesday, April 14, 2026
Jimmy Kimmel said President Trump's social media post aimed at Pope Leo XIV "is what happens when you sell Bibles instead of reading them."
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"The Late Show" host asked if being double-sided wasn't a prerequisite: "I believe there's a word for a single-sided cease-fire and it's 'murder.'"
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"Everyone, most notably the people of Iran, were wondering if their civilization was going to die tonight. Well, good news, it didn't," Jimmy Kimmel said after a cease-fire was announced.
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Friday, March 20, 2026
"Let me tell you: There is no doubt in my mind that everything he knows about Pearl Harbor begins and ends with a movie starring Ben Affleck," Jimmy Kimmel said.
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 02:18AM[SHARE]Wednesday, March 18, 2026
In guessing which ex-leader Trump might have discussed Iran with, Jimmy Fallon said "two things seem equally possible: Either Trump's lying, or Joe Biden doesn't remember talking to him."
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"You can lie about many things in American life, but one thing you can't lie about is gas prices," Late Night host Seth Meyers said. "Everyone sees it."
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Thursday, March 5, 2026
Tuesday, March 3, 2026
Friday, February 27, 2026
Stephen Colbert joked that the president "is really dragging down broadcast television" with lower ratings for Tuesday's State of the Union than last year's address.
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"Wow, a court composed mostly of his own party's appointees has struck down the constitutionality of Trump's go-it-alone tariff regime," Jon Stewart said. "That's bound to cause him some int…
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"And because my network clearly doesn't want us to talk about this, let's talk about this," Stephen Colbert said after CBS canceled a Texas congressman's appearance on Monday's "Late Show."
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Friday, February 6, 2026
The annual National Prayer Breakfast "is supposed to be a normal, nonpartisan event," Seth Meyers said, "but, of course, Donald Trump is incapable of being normal."
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Tuesday, January 27, 2026
"Just think about it, ICE is so unpopular, they want FEMA to not use the word 'ice,'" the late night host said of the immigration enforcement agency.
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"At this point, it's pretty clear world leaders make deals with Trump the way kids do on the playground," Meyers said of the president on Wednesday.
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Jimmy Kimmel quipped that the president "can do so much damage in one three-day weekend " I don't know if anybody has ever done more."
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The "Tonight Show" host joked that President Trump hung his new Nobel Prize on the wall "right next to his McDonald's customer of the month plaque."
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Jimmy Kimmel said it was good President Trump would be in charge of Venezuela's oil sales: "That way we know it will be spent honestly."
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"The Daily Show" host quipped that after a surprise capture, Nicolás Maduro "will face justice in the best legal system in the world that we illegally kidnapped him to."
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Thursday, December 18, 2025
Wednesday, December 10, 2025
Ronny Chieng dissed new fitness plans from the Trump administration for travelers in American airports: "We can't even walk to the gate. They had to invent floors that walk for us."
SOURCE: The New York Times Subscription at 01:24AM[SHARE]Tuesday, December 9, 2025
"Call me a boomer, but these participation trophies have gone too far," Stephen Colbert said before presenting himself with the First Annual Stephen Colbert Joke Prize.
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The host said he wouldn't have been the third-most-trending person in Google searches this year "without the support of loyal viewers" like the president.
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