EXCLUSIVE: True story: Miss Mary Shepherd parked her eyesore of a yellow van in Alan Bennett’s driveway one night and stayed for 15 years, departing only for the afterlife. She was severely lacking in personal hygiene, not to mention simple gratitude for the celebrated author’s strained deference. She communicated regularly with the Virgin Mary and more contemporary, highly placed authorities at Sco…
SOURCE: Deadline at 06:44PM on December 8, 2015