Amy Schumer’s monologue topics ranged from Bradley Cooper (he’s hot, she doesn’t care what you think, they’re engaged) to bathing her 18-month old niece (you don’t want to go there and neither, to be explicitly honest, did she) to equating her body with a Lava Lamp (which, given her peek-a-boo hostess outfit, seemed pretty much on-the-money). But her pretty darned funny 8-minute opener t…
SOURCE: Deadline at 08:53AM on October 11, 2015