You may not know this. In fact, there's no particular reason for you to know it, but July 24th is "Tell an Old Joke Day." Yes, a day apparently exists that is devoted to recounting quips that your great-grandpappy made when he was sitting around a cave with nothing better to do than build fires to scare off dinosaurs. As such, we'll likely be subjected to such knee slappers as: Two antennas get married. The ceremony …
SOURCE: stagebuddy.com at 11:28PM on July 23, 2015