An office in the vicinity of Carnegie Hall, circa 1989.  The telephone rings. RECEPTIONIST (ME. early twenties. Answers, cheerful, singsong): Good morning, Tony Bennett’s office! Chilling silence lasting several beats. Sound of breathing. ME (after a pause): H-he-hello-? HUSKY VOICED MAN (detached, other-worldly, like that of the character John Malkovich played in the movie Under Fire) Uh…
SOURCE: Trav S.D. at 08:14AM on August 16, 2013