There is nothing more soul sucking sad and hilariously horrifying than watching a full episode of TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras. Orange tinted spray tanned 3 year old baby pageant queens scream and squirm as fake hair is weaved into their skulls all the while their fame starved mothers throw similar child-like tantrums because another girl
SOURCE: DC Metro Theater Arts at 09:13AM on June 26, 2012