Celebrating the birthday this weekend (Aug. 9) of Whitney Houston the way our parody timeline usually celebrates birthdays - Here's a parody of the Whitney Houston classic "I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" -Where's the musical theater connection? Well, the smash hit song became one of the goofiest, silliest jukebox-musical numbers ever, so we offered "The Hottie Guard," parody to the (maybe still Broadw…
SOURCE: Music and Comedy at 08:29AM on August 8, 2026